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(Source: soul-frosts)
(Source: lover-of-sadness)
Discussing essay topics in class
- My teacher: Don't write about overused topics, like gun control.
- Me: Or else you'll get a C and end up with a sarcastic fuck of an editing partner who will become your best friend who you eventually fall in love with but everything will be intense and shit and he'll turn out to be a hoarder and have a dead ex-girlfriend and be overprotective and shoot pictures when he gets mad and bring the gun to school and make you freak about because hey you wrote about gun control and he is defying your whole fucking paper and then you'll want space but he'll want to see you and he'll end up crashing his hearse into a wall for you but you'll leave him anyway but he'll still be in your life because he'll be writing a play about your failed relationship that you have to write a review about and he'll have a manic episode on stage and then you find out he's actually bipolar and one day he'll save your life when you get lost in the woods and you'll keep your distance from him but eventually he'll return to help you with writing-related issues once more and the cycle will begin again.
